by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019
Get the Santamug. An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
Get the Santamug. by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007
Get the Santa's Chimneymug. Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
by Some sadist November 30, 2019
Get the Santamug. The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
Get the Santamug. when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
Get the drunk santamug. This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
Get the Santamug.