Euphemism for scissoring.
by winniewins November 14, 2023

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 29, 2020

by Danny Lauck October 17, 2017

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error
by Djhelpless August 3, 2017

A roast can be defined as a well timed and smart comeback to an insult or diss that is not too off-topic and usually emotionally hurts the perpetrator
Person 2: I threw a frisbee and it came back and hit me
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches don’t ask they listen (Roast)
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches don’t ask they listen (Roast)
by Tetrisandlemonade00 April 22, 2022

December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022
