having a wank whilst eating genuine caviar in a rolls royce but you have to be wearing a shrek themed thong for it to count
by michaelangalo July 3, 2023

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 3, 2021

Katie Kittermaster is a British singer/songwriter.
Her songs are written from the heart about real-life experiences; they are mainly sad, which is why I love them!
Seen her in concert 2 times with Boyzlife and once with Lucy Spraggan. She's amazing. Why isn't she famous?
She is honest, friendly and funny.
Her tone and lyrics are unique.
Her first EP, Coming Home at Dawn, was released in 2019.
She is one to look out for for sure. Check out her music and get crying.
Her songs are written from the heart about real-life experiences; they are mainly sad, which is why I love them!
Seen her in concert 2 times with Boyzlife and once with Lucy Spraggan. She's amazing. Why isn't she famous?
She is honest, friendly and funny.
Her tone and lyrics are unique.
Her first EP, Coming Home at Dawn, was released in 2019.
She is one to look out for for sure. Check out her music and get crying.
by Sad Girl Song Lover August 18, 2020

An adorable girl who you'll never forget. She has a place in all her friend's heart, and she's as cute as a button. She's not as cute as a supermodel, but she's not butt ugly. Katie Augustin's can sometimes be super duper insecure with themselves at times, but at other's she could be talking her friends out of their insecurities. She's loved by everyone and everyone loves her. Unless you're Nash Helsel. She's not talking to you for dumping her books on the ground.
by ksdlfj awkldfj sdklcm oeirf js January 12, 2012

She is so funny and kinda smart and kinda scary she also always can never have a serious conversation is a tea spiller and is very freckleless at the moment
by That wee hoe April 21, 2020

A young 21 year old or a cousin to Dorothy Mantooth making both of them saints. A very stylish lady who is very down to earth and doesn’t get mad at many things. Also would love it if you would follow insta @matie_kantooth to keep up with her life.
by Your local farmer June 20, 2019
