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Brown Clown

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)
oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.
by Q-Ball711 September 9, 2011
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ass clown

A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.
Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.
by aguy76 December 17, 2009
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Clown Shoed

A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009
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The Long Clown

It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
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Porch Clown

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012
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clown stomp

To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.
Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?

Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
by MarthasBroom February 1, 2013
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Bilbo the clown

AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....
1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"

2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009
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