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by ilikenaps July 12, 2021
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Bullshit

"Theres bullshit all over the carpet Jonny, your grounded"
by Urgaymom July 25, 2019
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Bullshit

Most probably whatever it is you are doing professionally.
Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.
by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025
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Neuro-Bullshit

Reference to some neurological study or brain imaging study or MRI study or 'the brain points light up here' study which has value implications about something super complex, but is used by a speaker to baffle their audience, claim expertise, and make a point that can't be refuted (unless the audience is neuroscientists).
Look at that speaker putting all that Neuro-Bullshit on the presentation screen at the start of their lecture in order to convince us that what they're saying about how people behave is right. They're not a neuroscientists and neither are we, why are they showing us brain photos?!
by Human Peacocking March 5, 2024
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Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
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bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway
I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.
by Ddju October 7, 2020
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Continuing the bullshit

don't continue the bullshit, its gonna get to you
Don't search up different variations of qwerty and all the other stones (combinations of keyboard shit)
bro 1: DO NOT CONTINUE THE BULLSHIT
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit
by Jaggy42069 August 22, 2021
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