Taking a mahaney

Taking a shit. Often very nasty and messy.

Butters woke up this morning and was taking a mahaney that clogged his toilet it was very messy.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 3, 2021

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

take it nelson

Taking it Nelson meaning taking it easy or slow

There’s only three of us working today so we’re goin to take it nelson

by Ed shippo October 1, 2020