taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.
Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.
by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017
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tainted

The act of rubbing any object on ones taint.
Oooh tainted milk!
by jpinsdg1 January 20, 2019
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A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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Taint Fuzz

The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
There's a dingleberry lingering in my taint fuzz. Ive been smelling it for weeks.
by Gooch Smooch December 3, 2018
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Taint Gurgler

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021
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Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
“I could use dessert”

You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”
by BourbonMike March 1, 2025
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