1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
Get the Twat Waffle mug.Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011
Get the Twat Hippopotamus mug.n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
Get the twat mop mug.1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.
2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.
Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Twat Leak mug.An attention-seeking abuser of Snap Chat who sends irritating and pointless snaps usually with the full 10 second timer using SnapChat.
Ray's fifteenth snap chat of the day showing everyone's disgust to his latest air biscuit was not welcome... What a s SNAP TWAT!!
by razenby October 11, 2013
Get the Snap Twat mug.That twat herd over there was startin mad drama when she saw that girl on her knees! The bitch couldn't even walk straight!
by Kunta Kinte Jones March 30, 2007
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