1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
Get the The Rekt Trainmug. by SNARK_DAT_SHARK March 27, 2020
Get the IMMA TRAINmug. Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure
by Kcholey November 9, 2012
Get the The Paddy Trainmug. by dr. not a fat kid January 12, 2012
Get the Friendship Trainmug. Idiom. A reference to the Hogwarts Express in the wizarding world of Harry Potter, in which the train would ferry students to and fro the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
In common usage, this is an alternative to "the silver bullet" in which "the train to Hogwarts" refers to a medium or channel which could be used to bring a high level (magical) of effectiveness or efficiency.
In common usage, this is an alternative to "the silver bullet" in which "the train to Hogwarts" refers to a medium or channel which could be used to bring a high level (magical) of effectiveness or efficiency.
Social media platforms is not the train to Hogwarts for everyone. Each person's mileage and benefit would vary according to whether the platform suits the person's purposes and intents. It may or may not work for different people and businesses.
by alternative.perspectives October 19, 2019
Get the the train to Hogwartsmug. by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
Get the Moisture trainmug. A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
Get the Train Bidetmug.