Peach

a nonperforming/underachieving mutant

Look at that peach

Guy 1: Look at the guy, not getting much luck with the ladies
Guy 2: That's because hes an absolute peach

by word-worm March 18, 2013

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

Princess Peach

A whiny and annoying ass bitch married to Mario. Despite Bowser being a jealous baby, Mario seriously cannot stand this Karen dressed in pink, and yeets her into Bowser's castle.

Mario: "FUCK YOU, PRINCESS PEACH!!! YA BIG-A WOMANCHILD!!!"

by Arrow da Sparrow October 9, 2025

Peach

Definition 1: A useless fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit

I ate a peach today
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit

by SpicyVibezzz May 4, 2020

Nuclear Peach

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.

Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"

by Apples12345 June 20, 2011

Peach Crystals

Oh, you know what they are.

Dang, Sickly, those are some PEACH CRYSTALS!

by Sneaky Effer August 11, 2025

Mr. Peach

Little pee pee man who luvs to get on his knees and blow horse cock. He is a dirty little Asian bastard who fucks animals.

Man:"Omg it's Mr. Peach!"
Cat:"PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME!"

by Death to many, but not all March 28, 2019