Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 22, 2022

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.

I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking

by Blue_. May 10, 2021

savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead

We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan

by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018

Alaskan Kiss

First date rimjob.

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.

by BusterMcThunderstic August 17, 2024