Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018
Get the Wilson tanmug. Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.
"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"
by unkillbilly December 27, 2018
Get the Black and Tanmug. by !3Saint45 July 30, 2025
Get the Kentucky spray tanmug. The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
Get the Tan Pigletmug. An old school channel that uses ideas from night owl cinematics and wow banana
Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb
Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb
by ypkiasg6969 June 8, 2023
Get the jianhao tanmug. by A Tan September 9, 2021
Get the Tanmug. Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.
by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021
Get the Men that spray tanmug.