Stone heart

A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.

The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.

by Rousso March 6, 2019

team stone

A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.

Team Stone Team Stone

by blumpkinlover12 February 5, 2014

Stone Age

Old People

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It

by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.

Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015

stone shiley

Ruler of a large mass of people. This person envokes fear wherever he/she travels, armies quake in fear of this person.

HOLY FUCK!! ITS STONE SHILEY!!!!

by joshuita August 21, 2011

Rolling Stoned

It’s also an upchurch song

•Charlie Daniels said you shouldn't go smoke that dope
But hell, I can't help, I love rolling stoned
Yeah, I love rolling stoned - Upchurch
• Bro, we are so rolling stoned tonight

by Smokey.42015 March 11, 2019