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total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 17, 2022
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Liquid Stoner

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner
by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023
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Stoner

Hey man! What’s a stoner?”

“Mari’s zooted”
by Mar :) January 12, 2023
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Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.
by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023
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Stoner

A stoner is a person who smoke weed as much as possible like everyday ever other day 🌬🌬. somebody who smokes one or two times a month is not a stoner so try to acted like one .😘😘
She smokes weed every day she is a stoner💨💨
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summer stoner

When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
by sidetoside July 29, 2017
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stoner

Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.
dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017
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