spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth

Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?

by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.

Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.

by lorelei91 August 12, 2015

Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015

nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.

Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.

by bendyurnotes March 24, 2007

Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024