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salty nigga 

a cracker who acts black but really everyone knows isnt and is the whitest white boy you will ever meet generally quick to be violent thinks he knows it all but dont know shit and is always putting on a front and thinks theyre hard shit when really there soft.
"geeze my boy lance is such a salty nigga"
salty nigga by gOD 321 December 14, 2009

Salty Wench 

Women only....
retarded,stupid,idiotic,no sence of brains or morals..
total dumbass
tierney you are such a salty wench!!!
Salty Wench by ClutchKid August 21, 2009

Salty dog 

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

Salty dog by JustinOther September 30, 2007

Salty Cabbage 

When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.
Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.

Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
Salty Cabbage by chumplet December 9, 2008

salty nipple 

Hey Rob, let's get drunk at the Salty Nipple tonight!
salty nipple by Aprilllll May 16, 2006

Salty Samurai 

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.
My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.
Salty Samurai by Nick December 20, 2004