Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.
"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."
by 2brzlp June 14, 2024
i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
by ahfukajshfk March 27, 2018
by Sparklestarley December 10, 2016
When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
The expression of deeply rooted observations that come from within a human body and result in a monologue that is not exclusive to documented language.
Anthropological source: Any culture that is dependent on oral history will very likely utilize this discourse as primary form of communication.
Anthropological source: Any culture that is dependent on oral history will very likely utilize this discourse as primary form of communication.
by JoQuer May 11, 2024
I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.
by Rufus is rockin February 02, 2016
Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 08, 2014