Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

Soggy cloth

A frog
Used more as a nickname for pet frogs

"omg is that soggy cloth"
"yes."

by Huge grasshopper September 25, 2021

Soggy Enchilada

When a woman has diarrhea, and a man fucks her in the ass letting soggy shit run down his dick.

Man, I really got down and dirty giving my girl a soggy enchilada last night.

by Slick99 May 28, 2018

Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.

Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.

Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it

by Jackson was here October 7, 2020

soggy rub

when you need a good massage and all you get is a back full ov oil an someone wiping your back!!!!

bluddy hell, i didnt expect a proper massage.....thought it was just gonna be a soggy rub!!!!

by sum random girl August 5, 2009