Sausage

A term for a guy.
Because guys have dicks and dicks are sometimes called sausages.

Are you gay?
No, I'm not looking for a sausage.

by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012

sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Sausage party

1 an orgy
Or
2 a shitty Seth rogen movie

I did a sausage Party watching sausage party in the theater last night.

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

Trick Sausage

A woman or man who usually works in a promiscuous manner when it comes to sex. The term is usually used as a negative input, and has two meanings in context of gender.

The contexts are:
Male: Thought to be gay, and enjoys gay sex.
Female: Thought to be a whore.

Male: "Shut up, trick sausage! I bet you suck and fuck guys all the time!"
Female:"Watch out for her.. she's a trick sausage. Kinda like throwing a penny into the Grand Canyon, if you get what I mean"

by MNMoore December 23, 2006

Blood Sausage

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

bot a sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

by David J Wild October 21, 2008

white boy sausage

When your penis turns flaccid during prolonged sexual interscourse; also used as a derogatory term for penile inferiority or a racial slur towards conservative white people.

1. (Verb) Charlie got embarrassed after they fucked cause he rolled up a white boy sausage half-way through.

2. (Adj.) Mother fucker, get outta here if your weak ass white boy sausage!

3. (Noun) I'm voting for the white boy sausage on the right!!

by LepusCurpaeum January 7, 2016