Russian Missle

When a girl lays on a bed nude and the man has to run and stick the landing inside of her

yo I just Gave hailey the Russian Missle said Noah

by ThiccRussian February 2, 2019

Russian Stash

Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady

She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash

by Stashed January 19, 2009

Russian Yawn

When your girl is yawning kiss her while her mouth is open.

I was chillin with my girl she opened her mouth and i went in for a kiss i gave her a russian yawn.

by mike_hawk_is_awesome August 17, 2011

Russian Train

Two men that are attracted to each other engage in anal and vaginal sex with a woman that they aren't necessarily turned on by. Both men aim to satisfy the woman with plentiful orgasms, but they don't climax themselves. They satisfy her, and turn to having sex with each other to reach climax.

John and Tony had a Russian Train with Mary. They fucked her silly, but they waited to cum until after they were done with her when they butt fucked each other.

by Scotty33 September 30, 2012

Russian Salad

You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.

My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.

by Mr eason July 19, 2019

Russian Winter

the bane of adolf hitler and napoleon bonaparte

guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter

by Dat Cat June 17, 2020

Russian No Sniff

When a group of friends buys a round of shots that have one staight vodka and all the others are staight water. Without sniffing or knowing what glass contains the vodka everyone drinks!

Dude, 6 shots to choose from and I got the Russian No Sniff!

by Hot Dog Harmon January 15, 2010