cripp rider

A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.

Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)

by Papasquatch December 10, 2015

evening rider

Girls who like mixed guys.

White guy: I really like this girl but she only dates mixed guys.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.

by Alexusra_ January 25, 2016

Storm Rider

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.

Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...

by Lyrique November 18, 2017

Lul rider

A girl who’s special to you and will always keep it real with you no matter what.

“Ayeee my lul rider got me sprung”

“Yooo lul rider on that !!! she’s a keeper

by Unknown jhit December 18, 2017

Inclusion Rider

“Inclusion Rider”, also referred to as a legal rider, which is an attachment or amendment applied to a legal document in order to modify it without rewriting it but to stipulate in this case equality (i.e. specifically gender & racial representation in productions).

Attach the Inclusion Rider to your contracts that ensures gender and racial parity in productions.

by Brooke Teal Robbins March 5, 2018

Sunset Rider

A white female whom only has sex with light-skin black males.

Not to be confused with a "Night Rider".

This girl only fucks light-skin niggas, she's a total Sunset rider.

by Lil AMP March 13, 2018

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018