No pain no gain

when your cousin has no proof of you missing

“oh you have no proof? no pain no gain”

by Gsgshahahznna December 12, 2020

Bringer of pain

Someone who is the source of pain. Or a person who brings the pain.

Girl 1: Did you see what Mark did to Tim?
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally-
Teacher : Detention the two of you!
Girl 2: Ugh, (rolls her eyes) he a total bringer of pain!

by TheeMalihaa August 13, 2010

Pregnancy Pain

The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"

Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?

1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".

Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".

2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"

Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"

Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"

by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010

Paingasm

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.

Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

bmi pain olympics

Maybe one of the funniest videos out there, if you look it up on google then you'll laugh your nuts off...

''Son: I'm bored and i want a good laugh''
''Dad: Watch the BMI Pain Olympics and you'll be satisfied''

by ChildPornLover696969420bLaZeIt March 30, 2017

Painfully Average

A Rocket League car setup that looks like it was made by a squishymuffinz fanboy.

Joe has a painfully average car setup in rocket league man :/

by disturb April 19, 2021

painge

Change happens when the pain to remain the same is greater than the pain to change

"I stubbornly refused to delete the photos that clogged my phone until I had to painge"
"wow, looks like that might take him a lot of painge"
"why can't I ever get it together, I always wait for unbearable painge"

by Alabama Hammer April 28, 2021