egg poon poon

another word to call someone when there being stupid

omg mayah your so egg poon poon

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

Lead Poisoned

Extreme stupidity and inability to critically think. Typically it applies to old people who were exposed to too much leaded gas and lead paint as children, and have now lost the ability to understand second order effects

"My HOA is controlled by a bunch of lead poisoned Boomers"

by InterestedPastaEater August 19, 2022

poison ivy

1. venereal disease

2. a woman with venereal disease

1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.

2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

poon dragon

Poon from the midieval times, Sharron Stone. Or dragon shaped like a vagina.

Your grandma is such a poon dragon, but i still love her.

by GBabyPoonSlayer January 17, 2007

Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by Paul September 29, 2003

poon

pussy; abbreviated version of the word "punani."

"Pop the poon for a goon."

by Madame Poon September 25, 2012

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003