Politics

Where bald guys fight because of a video of a fat kid eating Cheetos.

“Fuckin weaboos, politics suck!!!!”

by Them Hussar 👀 September 18, 2020

political intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.

"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those to really have no political intelligence. Anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"

by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021

Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023

Polite

kris.

"What is polite?"
kris.
bottom text.

by Why do you hate me January 25, 2022

political beatnik

person, particularly a reporter, that feels the need to obsess on a political issue in a superficial way while other people are trying to accomplish an important task or series of task that is, at best, tangentially related to the political issue

Hey man, that's for you political beatniks to ponder. We're a football team, man. You're asking us about middle ground, you're asking us about right or left...We are a football group. That's what you guys don't understand. We don't care, largely professionally speaking. We have personal opinions, yes.

by TheOtherMikeTomlin September 28, 2017

Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022

The politically active generation

aka. P.M.G.; The generation within a particular family that is the most politically active

Brian and Jen’s kids are a lot more involved protests about racial equality, gender equality, LGBTQ equality and recognition, and climate change than their parents, grandparents, or their own children are. They also attend more political rallies, watch debates more often, and tend to vote more than their parents, grandparents, or their own children do. They are the politically active generation in the family.

by Vanguard 1998 March 29, 2021