Polish Handshake

When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.

Dude can I give you a Polish Handshake, no homo.

by johnnyboy1122334455 September 1, 2012

Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.

Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again

by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008

polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

by matt12133 March 29, 2008

polish oysters

popcorn, specifically that served at a large party with polish shrimp (corn twisters)

We were strapped for cash, so we offered our guests polish shrimp and polish oysters

by offensive otis December 11, 2009

Polish Jumpsuit

When one wears a top and bottom of the same color.

Wow, Emily has on matching red shorts and a red shirt...sweet Polish jumpsuit!

by Doug Girr October 20, 2010

Polish barbecue

A term used to describe a nightclub, not necessarily gay, whose clientele on the night happens to be primarily male, i.e. consisting of a lot of sausage.

Man, that club was like a polish barbecue.

by maxwall June 3, 2011

Golden Shoe Polish

When someone urinates on your shoe. (Most Commonly when in a bathroom stall).

I was just in the bathroom and got a golden shoe polish from your weird friend.

by Mr. Super Face August 14, 2010