PirateNinja

The most fricken amazing thing ever created.

PirateNinja is like a God.

by sam wise October 27, 2007

boob pirate

a man who repeatidlty sucks or fucks another persons boobs

my dad is a boob pirate

by Brandon vick September 15, 2007

Sock Pirate

When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.

Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.

by Tea and Melons March 19, 2009

Sneaky Pirate

When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"

Derek: Imma sneaky pirate Eve tonight yo.
Gerald: Mean.

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

by backrow boys August 19, 2009

Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

by Bocajo September 28, 2006

pirate shorts

about knee-high shorts usually cut from TIGHT PANTS.

worn in the "hardcore scene"

"i hate it when guys where those gay ass cutoff shorts."
"YOU MEAN PIRATE SHORTS?!"

by anomolieee September 25, 2007