university park

a small suburb of dallas, often called up, which connected to highland park is known as the park cities. an exclusive neighborhood where the kids drive expensive cars, the girls are all gorgeous straighten their hair and strike that hair-to-the-side-elbow-out parkie pose, and the guys are all athletic and wear polos board shorts and flip flops many of them being laxbros with flo. however, the parents who are doctors and lawyers are all rich because they worked hard to be rich. all houses are well over a million dollars still up is awesomer than highland park. was ranked number 1 suburb of dallas in 2009 by d magazine; hp was number 7. university park is where everyone is christian, white, and southern and kids go to hp which is awesome or otherwise a rich snobby school like esd or hockaday. people even have rich-sounding weird names like shanley or brinkley. all the girls shop at snider plaza; cotton island, impeccable pig, spice, spicy II, then grab a cookie from jd's or a donut from mustangs. everyone is refered to as "parkies."

Boy 1: "bro, check out that hawt up girl."
Boy 2: "oh i kno man, i kno. parkie all the way. university park gurls are always better than highland park girls."

by parkiegurl January 21, 2011

Morrell Park

Morrell Park is a neighborhood in the far northeast of Philadelphia. The borders of Morrell Park are frankford ave, Academy rd, Knights rd, and red lion road. The border of red lion rd has been disputed with the lesser people of Modena Park aka MPnone, aka Morrells Left Nut, aka Gigantic Shit Hole. This border gives territorial owner ship of the Academy Plaza aka the shops to the great Morrell Park. The 'Big Dogs' of Morrell Park can be found anywhere from Mitchell Playground to Piccorella Playground which technically is in Modena territory but Morrell runs it. The people of Morrell Park spend their weekends drinking beers and smoking tree at all of their great spots like The Basement, Hell, Slanted Tree, Shortstop, The Tiki Tunnell, The Golfcourse, or in plain sight at Mitchell or Picco cause thats how they roll. The greatest morrellites were brought up in the great halls of Christ the King School.

Morrell Park is better than Modena

by MorrellBigDog July 30, 2010

Park Bench

1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.

Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

Thorncliffe Park

Thorncliffe Park is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Toronto, Ontario. It’s really common for a shooting or stabbing to occur in Thorncliffe Park. I would say it’s a hood, but it’s still a really nice place to live or hangout in.

There are many shootings in Thorncliffe Park Drive

by Anonymous I have no name October 23, 2019

Newbury Park

A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.

Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.

by John May 13, 2004

South Park

The funniest cartoon show on television. Audience is more conservative. Way better then family guy, which leans towards liberals. :P

"See! I told you if you don't eat meat you turn into a p*ssy!" - Cartman, South Park

by Sean Donnelly April 8, 2006

State Park

A small town east of St.Louis, not to be mistaken for Collinsville, IL. It is a community made up of mostly whites and hispanics, most of whom are relatively violent. You can find drug dealers, gangbangers, thieves, crackheads, racists and everything in between. If your in State Park then you are lost or probably up to no good. Outsiders are rarely welcome and usually get jumped or robbed. In the rare case that an outsider is allowed to ride with the State Parkers he/she is either stealing for them, having sex with them or is just a stand up person. You dont want to catch yourself stuck in State Park not knowing anyone, plus the streets are ran by many packs of mix-breed dogs and they do bite. If the Hoosiers dont get you the mutts will. Many have tried to take them out an few have accomplished the task. So when you just want to kick your shoes off, have a cold one and have a trouble free day, you should probably not come to State Park.

Man, dont fuck with him, he's from State Park
No dont turn here, that way is State Park
Dude, I got jumped in State Park yesterday

by stateparker July 27, 2009