falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003

donkey parker

a poor man that created his own style

man you hit that chika donkey parker style!!

by fakeymcgraffenstien October 26, 2007

WlournJustice Discord Packer

The best discord packer ever
WlournJustice#9083 add if you wanna get hoed
Discord packer-someone who, is cool
Discord.gg/chiefjustice /justice /packing /void /hellfather

WlournJustice Discord packer - A discord packer is someone who is gay and mics up with bitchy ROBLOX faggots and are known for it

Girl - omg WlournJustice is so cool and, hot PLS marry me
Boy - I wish. I can be a discord packer like him he's so known
Girl - Omg he's the best discord packer ever

by WlournJustics November 4, 2021

parkerooting

shitting all over a newspaper,then rolling it up so theres space on both sides of it open then sticking one side up your butt,then farting so all the shit sprays out,perferbally onto a picture of parker root,then licking all the shit off the picture while moaning"o yeah,egg salad samwhich"

aww dude you know what sounds really fun?
whats that?
ummm like walking to the comic book store and comming back here and we could try parkerooting all over eachother...

by waxonwaxoff September 3, 2007

Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

parker kenny

A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you

Girl: wow that guy was so nice he is totally a Parker Kenny

Girl 2: You should go to parker

by PSK March 12, 2015