Parker

guy with a huge dick and balls but severely depressed

Person 1 “yeah me and parker fucked last night “

Person 2 “ ahh so your just gonna stand today then?”

Person 1 “yeah, but after he came he kicked me out and started balling his eyes out”

by parker268164 December 5, 2025

Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.

1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.

by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.

Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.

by jesse brock September 5, 2010

Romas Parker

an awesome hot amazing guy

ik this really amazing guy""who?""Romas Parker!!!!:)

by I love romasss Parker September 15, 2010

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

demerius.parker

To have a big sick and give girls a hell of a ride

John used demerius.parker to fucking Lisa and make her pussy were then a ocean

by Fucking ur tit June 18, 2016