Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016

hot paper

Cash

Can't wait for a solid job so I can have a regular washline of hot paper

by beccange September 4, 2017

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

bryce papenbrook

THIS MAN IS EVERYWHERE. HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. YOULL BE GOING AROUND YOUR DAY AND HEAR HIS NAGITO KOMAEDA LAUGH SCREAMING IN YOUR EARS.ONCE YOU HEAR HIM, THERE IS NO ESCAPE. HE WILL FIND YOU.

PERSON 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF BRYCE PAPENBROOK?
ME; *THROWS HOLY WATER* NEVER SPEAK THAT MANS NAME!!

by NAGITOKOMAEDASWETCUMSOCK October 30, 2020

im getting paper

getting dat money

boi you already know im getting paper

by djgem May 24, 2017

Out Of Paperclips

This Is The Term Used To Refer To Someone As Having Ejaculated So Many Times That They Physically Can't Ejaculate Anymore Without Needing Medical Attention Shortly After

Tyler:My Girlfriend Had To Go To The Hospital Yesterday.
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020