Polly Pocket

A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)

Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina

Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.

So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

by Josh Billabong February 5, 2008

Furry Meat Pocket

A hairy vagina.

Jimmy's hands were cold, so he put them in Gam's furry meat pocket to keep them warm.

by GerbilMuncher November 11, 2009

I like your pockets

This is when you look at someones back pockets in their pants and like what you see... You find yourself staring at their back pockets, not able to keep your eyes off them when they go by...

AKA your staring at their butt...

Tami walks down the hall and Zach says, "I like your pockets."

by The Pocket Master October 17, 2010

In my pocket

When someone says they have someone "in their pocket" they mean that they have the person on check! Meaning they own someone.

Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: In my pocket!

by Poke_You_In_The_Eye August 10, 2006

Greenpeace Hot Pocket

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.

greenpeace hot pocket.
See definition.

by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010

pocklington

a dull town near york where nothing happens and old ladies walk round moaning

pocklington is so dull you could die

by gay people like men May 4, 2008