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3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.
After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.
by Ryan331 December 9, 2023
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Mac DeMarco Week

it’s Mac Demarco Week! 7 days of Mac from December 10th to the 17th !
Day one : Your favorite song
Day two: First song you listened to
Day three: underrated song

Day four: favorite album

Day five: favorite lyric
Day six: favorite Mac photo

Day seven: most listened to
person 1 “it’s feeling like a Mac DeMarco kind of day”
Person 2actually it’s Mac DeMarco Week”
Person 1 “wow really?”
by decayrey December 10, 2023
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Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week

From December 21st to December 27th every discord server owner can harass users participation in the "Fuck The Owner Week". This lasts one week and the users can't do anything about it.
Hey, It's Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week, Let's harass the users.
by Britdan December 14, 2023
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Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.
No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week
by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023
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Horny Discord Week

From the 17th of December to the 24th, you must act horny in every server. You may act like this towards close friends or just anyone. But you must ALL be horny for this one week, if one fails to be horny, they have to act like a child to the 24th.
Horny Discord Week
"heyyyyy, wanna fuck? You look so hawttt~~"
"let's have kids, I want 19!"
"I'm so hornyy, come here daddy/mommy"
by Iloveyou228 December 16, 2022
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Slamgma Week

Slamgma Week is an apocalyptic event of calamitous proportions that begins on every 25th of December and ends on the 1st of January; During this event, everyone on Earth is Slammed to Hell and back, and by the end of it, 1/10th of the total population gets transformed into Slamgma clones by force.

Despite not ending the world, Slamgma Week is considered an apocalyptic event thanks to the massive changes to the status quo it always causes.
"Slamgma Week soon. Here I come." -Slamgma
by GammaRaul December 19, 2022
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Week of Repentance

The opposite of "Fuck the Server Owner

week" where the server owner can get payback for what people said to them.
(December 28nd - January 3rd)
User: "Fuck you"
Owner: "It's not fuck the server owner werk anymore, it's Week of Repentance so I'm gonna ban you now."
User: "Damn."
by DeezusFyckingChrist December 22, 2022
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