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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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Psalm tree

A tree that is not yet a fully grow Palm tree, with a silent "S" in the word. The tree is still growing up.
Look Ciawa, it's a psalm tree!
by Nkp123 October 3, 2016
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tree-searched

To do some research while ridiculously stoned
I tree-searched that rave-booty last night.
by plaguedsoul1988 April 4, 2015
mugGet the tree-searchedmug.

tree peacock

The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.
Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one
by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014
mugGet the tree peacockmug.

Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
mugGet the Window-treemug.

golf tree

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree
by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021
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Benagli Tree

An evergreen species of tree that grows in Australia. Can live up to hundreds of years. Tends to have a very skinny elongated trunk with light colored leaves. Genus: Laniuthemasus Conifern. A very rare tree that can only be found in certain areas with the correct PH levels. A beautiful tree which sprouts many flowers in its flowering season. Absolutely gorgeous!
Friend: Hey, its a Benagli Tree!
Friend 2: Omg, its so skinny! :O
by yumatis23539476 January 25, 2013
mugGet the Benagli Treemug.

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