October 24

National make bullshit definitions of a day to whore likes day.

Man I hate most October days, but I love October 24.

by Oofpacitomos October 24, 2019

October 23

national homo day

gay or not this day be creepy and act gay but today you don’t say no homo because what happens on October 23 stays on October 23

jim: danmm you looking hot
andrew: bro that’s gay
jim: no it’s October 23

by lilchickenstrips668 October 17, 2019

October 11

On October 11 you can slap anybody anywhere and they owe you money. Not a joke go and do it and you'le see.

Ay bro why you do that now I'm broke. Also (haha) that was kinda nice.
Me: It's October 11 what are you talking about.

by Joke Maker February 3, 2020

October

The awesomest month of the year!

Oh, it's October! Super-rad, give me an octopus. :D

by llama_spit January 17, 2009

octomullet

mullet with 8 very carefully made pony tails

well a sighting is rare, but when seen an octomullet is quite amazing and life affirming

by andy tou January 16, 2008

Octobang

Intercourse between any cephalopod and any other creature including humans or orangutans
NOTE: Intercourse does not necessarily involve cephalopod sexual organs.

"what did you do this weekend?"

"I went fishing with a friend and then we went octobanging"

by octobang December 17, 2008

OCTD

Known among "medical" circles as 'Obsessive Compulsive Twittering Disorder", the symptoms of this impulsive disorder include: the compulsive desire to stay within a five foot radius of any device connected to Twitter and exhibiting anger at whomsoever disturbes them while posting updates. This neurological disorder can be completely cured by pulling the plug on the internet connection in the diseased person's home.

"Mike, come downstairs and have some dinner!"
"No, Mom. I'm retweeting an update made by Jeremy."
"I'm worried about you OCTD, so I've had your father disable all internet access within our home."
"Nooooooooo!"
*gunshotgunshot*
"I don't have OCTD!"

by AlexisL:) December 12, 2009