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Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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setting the table

When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.
My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.
by Big Sexy Bitch March 20, 2023
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table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
by blizzblast December 14, 2010
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sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020
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The Periodic Table

6A's secret language that Mr. Hyatt and Teacher Harrison know about. The language has many words that I will not give examples of.
83-43-1 is an example of how the word should be written in the language.
The Periodic Table is also known for learning elements in science class
by iwnfbfie December 9, 2020
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bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group
Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.
by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021
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