Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Nowmug. A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.
Manchild: bananas are good!
Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(
Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! August 18, 2022
Get the Unfollow me,right now!!!mug. A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
Get the Everyone is Twelve Nowmug. by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022
Get the And now that's how you gamemug. A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”
Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.
Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.
by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024
Get the Hum Nowmug. by jxmxnxo July 22, 2019
Get the just nowmug. 