Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010
Get the Driving a Salt Truckmug. Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...
by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015
Get the Truck Driver Syndromemug. The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
Get the Driving the truck to Jerseymug. A squatted truck owner is someone who has a few extra chromosomes and smokes meth well building the truck to where the front of the truck is lifted in the air so when you're driving all you can see is the sky. There though process causes them to become very hostile. you manage to see a gaggle of Squatted truck owners you can see them rev their engines well impersonating a bird by throwing their arms up and down and jumping in there truck's bed. they are an extremely unintelligent species of you're more typical human. they tend to think they are the best at everything but in reality, nobody likes them for there extensive meth use and there obnoxious nature
by The big mamma t November 15, 2021
Get the squatted truck ownermug. by Echoli June 29, 2006
Get the rusty dump truckmug. Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
by Nick April 14, 2004
Get the dumps like a truckmug. While one takes a crap, another sits on the person's legs so they can shit between them. Therefore both can crap at the same time.
by Gihad January 18, 2008
Get the double dump truckmug.