NUEser

simply put: a new user = NUEser or nueser (the newest replacement for the word noob)

(kid gets pwned his first time playing a game)
opponent: lol what a nueser

by Krispy908 July 5, 2009

NUCEST

NUCEST;Verb: a form of incest which only exist in the form of sexual photographs know also as "Nudes"

jimmy takes act in NUCEST with his step mother.

by Shlong John June 12, 2016

Nudisting

Getting naked, then rubbing your butt on objects, getting butt and genital germs over them.

I want to sit down here, but some guy was nudisting at this seat, so I don't think sitting down here would be sanitary.

by coolguysenpai June 21, 2018

tasteful nude

When the nude so good you can taste it

Alyssa: "Wow! Jordan just sent me some tasteful nudes!"
Faith: "Tasteful nudes......!?!?" (Italian accent)

by Thisisfaithy November 24, 2017

nudesack

When somebody's in a sitting position and their testicles are clearly visible to the individual sitting opposite them.

Ew don't open your legs like that and try to talk to me. I can see your gross nudesack.

Fuck you, you cant see it, I am wearing three layers of shorts.

by Gtown787 April 11, 2011

nuderstand

v. To understand while in the nude.
n. A keg-stand in the nude.

Man, that party was so nuts! I got so wasted and took off all my clothes and totally did a nuderstand!

by alicialovely November 9, 2010

Vocal Nude

A word picture of one's genitals; a verbal dick pick.

Since Liam's camera wasn't working he had to call his girlfriend and give her a vocal nude.

by th1sd1ck123 May 21, 2017