Midnight Dirty Ron

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.

I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!

by ronnnaddon June 8, 2017

Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging

The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"

by Papoose19 June 11, 2017

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

midnight discount

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."

Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"

by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017

Midineil

Music is decibels interesting

This is how you get a B in music tech-midineil

by Jantala Pastasauce June 27, 2017

midnight blowing

Giving someone a blowjob at midnight

I was midnight blowing

by Bishcicle July 16, 2017

midnight feast

lot of drink, smoke anything... all this when year finishes, dec 31, friends or enemies.. people joining fest discover or face new year once again

once again this midnight feast I'll be there..

by quiterio the great October 26, 2017