Midland Casting Company

a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig

"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA December 15, 2008

Midlothian Laocean

Doing it in the public pool.

GF: Hey, im feelin' dirty and turned on, lets go do a Midlothian Laocean!

BF: Awesome, lets get it on!

by AADrummer!! February 21, 2011

midleton

Another word for a black and mild.

John: hand me the mild.
Susie: the what?
John: The black and mild?
Susie: Ohhhh you meant the Midleton

by JONE14 August 16, 2012

milf'd

Mom I loved fucking...and would do again in an instant.

She is no longer a Milf to me, she's a milf'd!

by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

Midlad

A lad from the midlands region in England.

"We're all lads, but Lee is a midlad."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze June 27, 2016

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016