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MacDonalds Fuck Boi 

That Kid at MacDonalds who keeps trying to fuck your girlfriend but is to bitch to say anything to your face
Bro 1: that kids getting punched if he keeps it up
Bro 2: who ?
Bro 1: that Chance kid, he's the MacDonalds Fuck Boi.
Bro 2: Man I heard that no one wants his greasy Mc Chode
MacDonalds Fuck Boi by J_715 June 30, 2016

The Old Macdonald 

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.
Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
The Old Macdonald by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010

McDonalds 

McDonalds by The Crustinator September 25, 2003

McDonalds 

A fast food joint that everyone seems to hate, for no real reason.

- For people saying that it is a dirty place, you are wrong. I work there, and the bosses keep the place clean like a neurotic raccoon would.
- And for all those clueless ass holes saying shit like 'ewww its not even real beef/chicken/whatever.' No darling of course its not, we use the fake beef that doesnt exist. -sarcasm-.
Of course its real...seriously.

- No their beef isnt the most healthy thing, but the chicken isnt too bad. Just dont eat a lot of it.
- And for the picky customer that orders like this. "ill take the double quarter pounder with no cheese, an extra pickle, no mayonaise and salt but no pepper", don't crack the shits when we fuck it up, we actually don't have time to make it perfect, we try , but we have to keep the line moving. And if we did take an extra minute to make it properly, then you would be whinging at us for taking too long.
- And no, its not degrading in anyway for someoen to work at mcdonalds. It's extremely well known and recognized in the business industry, they also train you very very well.

Stop whinging, If you don't like it, dont ever step inside a Mcdonalds again.
Person 1: OMG mcdonalds is sooo bad lyk they dont even use real MEAT! its FAKE!

Person 2:: what do they use then?

Person 1: ears! and toe meat!

Person 2: *sigh and eye roll*
McDonalds by hugeeeedick November 3, 2010

McDonalds 

"McDonalds" "I know your running a fade."
McDonalds by J Monheezy My Neezy November 23, 2003