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Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs , A dirty nasty easy bitch, a slut, a liar, shallow, selfish manipulative woman named Megan Inez.
Female that has herpes so bad no one wants to touch her.
A female cant get any worse.
A female that is a plague and an is insult.
.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She done leg to many get in.
She had to many of those long black train rides.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.
-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.
-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
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I’m a megan myself. I’m a klutz who trips over air. I hate it when people spell my name wrong. I’m the mom of my friend group. I can be a pushover at times but will yell at anyone who offends me or my friends. I was born in the summer not the spring or winter. There are so many things I want to do, but I’m to afraid to try. I have a boyfriend who is amazing. Yes multiple people have had crushes on me but that was when I was younger. I like to bake, play sports, and hang out with friends. I have a relationship with God and I’m never letting go of it. I love to read but I hate chores. I love the outdoors but also snuggling inside by the fire to stay warm. My friends are amazing and they are always there for me.
Megan, that’s me.
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