Proper noun. A lazy, mentally unstable person of ethnic background, who is so self absorbed, they would rather use people, especially women, to obtain food, shelter, and a secure platform only to be dismissed, and treated like THEY were actually helping, when indeed, they sit on their ass, masturbating rather than truly caring.
LEO DIAS IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR, MANIPULATOR, AND OFTEN PREFERS TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHY AND SELF CONSUMMATE, OR CHASE, OBESE GIRLS WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM, RATHER THAN WORK, BE RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCES OR ABLE TO ADAQUITELY INVEST PERSONAL TIME IN SOMEONE, OTHER THAN THEMSELVES, UNLESS FOR PERSONAL GAIN. SEE ALSO: LOSER, DOG IMPAIRED ASSHOLE
by P.a.w.g. Mistress August 28, 2017
The most hardcore wanka on the planet. Definitely a drug dealer from a long line of Italian mafia bosses. If you ever meet a Leo Galleywanka hide your food as he will scab off you till the ends of the earth. Hide your children if you come into contact with one as his filthy mind will plague them. Galleywanka's commonly resemble vampires with their fang-like teeth but when you get to know a galleywanka your life will be filled with laughs and good times. A Leo Galleywanka will always procrastinate, and often watch entertainment with adult content(GOT) instead of completing work, whether it be assignments or studying for maths tests which he does exceedingly well on. His name is properly pronounced Lao but he has given up on trying to correct people. If anyone offends a Leo Galleywanka they will be hunted by a Big Bax and a Ralfano, and then killed until they are dead. A Leo Galleywanka is a pure human with a tainted mind that loves to laugh, have a good time, and wank.
by Ralfano September 6, 2022
A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."
Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
by Creed Cur July 28, 2020
Leo, is the most beautiful boy I have ever met. his personality and his looks. everything about this boy is perfect. I hope someday I can run into his arms and just melt with him. he is the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. he’s just like the sun, my sun. he has the most beautiful eyes and the best personality. he’s flirty, but sweet and kind, he’s funny and thoughtful, he cares for me. I adore him. I am in love with Leo Conlon.
Leo Conlon is the love of my life
by maxisnoturs May 3, 2022
by LeonardoVincent May 14, 2020
Leo Cunningham has horrible handwriting, wears glasses, is mediocre'ly smart and is somewhat tall. Small penis, kinda mid. Leo is just Leo
by TrutherAosind September 13, 2022