knicker knocking

Knicker Knocking was a game played in the 90’s when a group of kids get together, (usually in a hotel or apartment complex). Knocking on or ringing the bell of random doors, then run and hide for fun (laughing and giggling along the way). May the fastest kid win.

The little league baseball team was in town, staying at our hotel. The kids went Knicker Knocking last night getting on my nerves.

by Tayskii69 March 17, 2025

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Knocking my beef around

The act of male masturbation

"Get out, I'm knocking my beef around!"

by D.A.44 June 21, 2024

knock the socks off

surpass or beat.

"it will knock the socks off the opposition"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

knocked off the screen

Getting fucked

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen

by Cuz9 July 19, 2024

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

by solicitor123 July 27, 2024

Knock Knock

Knock Knock. Who's there?

Person "Knock Knock. Who's there?"
*No Response*

by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025