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e-jerk

A jerk, but located primarily in the online domain.
They've hacked the website again. What an e-jerk.
by Waccces January 1, 2013
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Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.
Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.
by Spookadeen December 9, 2021
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chicken jerk

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.
That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.
by Cocksssss November 9, 2014
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Soft Jerk

A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.

A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.

The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk

10 minutes later

Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired

10 more minutes later

Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.
Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?
by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009
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Circle jerk

In the act of 3 or more men jacking each other off
The party got so wild the bros did a circle jerk
by Claydec24 July 28, 2016
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Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!
by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019
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