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Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.
by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019
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Jade

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone you don't want to muck around with. A very naturally beautiful and gorgeous girl and is someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday of your life with and is someone you can always count on to be there for you in your lowest times!. she is someone who will love you no matter what. She is a vibe and the life of any boring time. She can make your day go from boring straight to fun. She loves music and singing loves her Coulter, loves doing art and is very smart. She loves to help people . And is also the best when it comes to solving problems. She has the most kindest heart ever She will look after you with her hole heart. And most importantly she has a heart of gold and is the most Goofy and love Abel person.
Jade is the most Goofy loveable and caring person you will ever meet
by Te manawakoa November 22, 2021
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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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Jade

Jade is a bitch that’s all you gotta know.
by Cream I February 21, 2022
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jade sowden

Jade Sowden tried to keep a smile to everyone but when someone asks her if she’s okay she just looses it and starts crying Jade’s life in secondary school is living hell Jade’s biggest insecurity is her teeth I hate people who make fun of them I feel like crying when someone does but I don’t I stay brave and keep a smile bc I want everyone else to be happy 😊 not sad so Jade will stay happy for u so u stay happy not sad hello rowan hello Tyron hello adi hello louis
She said hello rowan must be a jade sowden
by Mymates8181 November 23, 2021
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Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.
Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we all love Jade.
by LSMF January 23, 2022
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Jade

A latina that might take anyone’s bitch
by zirifer November 21, 2021
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