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Funny poggers moment

Person1: *Fortnite win but pees himself*
Person2: Oh wow that was funny and poggers so I guess it's a funny poggers moment
by jamieweal November 24, 2021
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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
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Funny

a thing which has become mischievous and tomfoolerous enough to be considered eligible for a worthy "Ha Ha."
Bob: You know joe already, right?
John: Joe Mama.
Bob: I would have laughed at that if you were funny.
John: Well actually.....
by Chetnz April 16, 2023
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is do funny

A present tense term for when a comedian / entertainer is putting in a particularly good performance. Opposite of "is don't funny"
Yay!! John Voce in Miranda is do funny. Brilliant.
by PunkDaddy November 19, 2010
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Laugh Out Loud Funny

When the expression is so extravagantly funny that it's considered 'Laugh Out Loud Funny'
Wowzars the expression 'You need to calm down' is Laugh Out Loud Funny
by Macattacks June 6, 2024
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Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
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funny fucking around

Goofing off. Wasting time. Lollygagging. Stalling. Not doing what one is told when one us told to do it.
Quit funny fucking around and get in the car! We're late to grandmas!
by anonymous July 4, 2024
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