Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.
A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!
by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010
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Djungelskog bear

A bear from ikea, only costing $39 aud btw, that is a holy bear, sent by god himself, for your pleasure.

The djungelskog is also one of the most powerful being in the universe, because he controls all the Fortnite V-Bucks
by Fortnite battle pass March 10, 2022
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Bear Season

Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
Dude, did you bang her last night?

Nah, its bear season.
by bill&neal4ever June 28, 2011
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skeet bear

awkward mammal that cannot control itself
hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear
by awkwardneedstobeknown June 02, 2009
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The Bear Story

A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 05, 2010
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bear

Word used by high school and middle schoolers to describe how awesome their friends are.
Rob: What do you think of pessah?
Dan: Pessah? That guy is such a bear!
by Katryna January 16, 2008
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boo bear

The name of a little blue bear. He's a bear that loves blueberries, dancing, and the color blue. He's the cutest little bear in the world.
"Oh Boo Bear. You're so cute. Boo Bear?"
by katwina October 29, 2006
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