Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018

Donny Dutch

A sexual act in which on participant eases the back of there head in-between the buttocks of the other participant and gently nods to tickle the sensitive areas of their lovers buttocks. Meanwhile the other does the same resulting in a sort of "reverse 69".

"It'll be 20 for oral, 40 for vaginal, and 80 for a Donny Dutch."
"This girl was so nasty in bed. She wanted a Donny Dutch. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my hair."

by CRIMSONFCKRdweed April 26, 2019

Dutch Kazoo

When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.

When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".

by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013

Dutch Thumber

When you and your friend stick your thumbs up your own asses and then you grab a hold of each others fists and work them up and down. (Similar to a dutch rudder but with thumbs and asses instead of dicks)

Me: "Jem and I gave each other a Dutch Thumber yesterday."

X-Ray: "Is that gay?"

Vav: "Of course its not gay."

by The Thumbing Dutchman February 4, 2013

Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.

Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.

by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021

dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.

I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.

by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009

dutch treat

A species of marijuana, but doesent come from Holland.

Shanaynay usually favors dutch treat over chronic weed when she is feeling lonely.

by heartsreefrbabe September 1, 2004