by The Online Mint October 23, 2008
Get the Chrome-ian mug.Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018
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On who dresses up in his sister's bikini, covers himself in creamy peanut butter and wallows around it the bathtub like a slutty fish all while listening to Crazy Frog by Axel F. On repeat for hours.
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Get the Ian mug.Ian is a fantastic lover. Hot body with lovable puppy eyes. He is disarming. It’s really hard to say no to him. He is romantic but also practical. He knows what he wants, so somehow he is hard to get.
Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.
He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.
It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).
Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.
He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.
It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).
Alice: STOP calling me GOUZI! You stupid IAN!
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.
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